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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

September 26 national blow it day 

The 26th day of September, girlfriends of each man are under the obligation to give them a sloppy blowjob/deep throat job as celebration of love and affection from a warm hearted woman who's close to our deep feelings.
So give your man a good blowing to show your passion to him
"September 26 national blow it day"

Female partner: hey honey today is September 26, I'd love to show you some love

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day 

Slime Ya HB Day. A day where you get to assault, or "slime" your homeboy(s) with various ways (physical, mental, sexual, etc) If you know you're being targeted to be slimed, hide
Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day
Bro 1: yo bro it's february 26. It's slime ya hb day you know what that means
Bro 2: I may be ya hb but you'd better not slime my ass today bro
Bro 1: *rapes bro 2 in the ass*
Bro 3: shii i'd better hide before i get slimed

National Shai Day (July 26th) 

National shai day is a day to celebrate shai, and the day they were born July 26th! Shai is a person who means a lot to many people. They have done so much make so many people happy, so July 26th is a day to celebrate shai and make them feel loved.
Hey shai it’s National Shai Day (July 26th) and we love and support you for being a great person!”

Will Appreciation Day (March 26th)

The day where all wills and williams get appreciated. Mostly by Thomas' as they are inferior.
Wow, It's Will Appreciation Day (March 26th) today!

nude day april 26th 

Send your boyfriend nudes or FaceTime him naked on April 26th
Send it to him or FaceTime him nude day april 26th