January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.

hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day by junijixx07 January 24, 2022

September 26 national blow it day

The 26th day of September, girlfriends of each man are under the obligation to give them a sloppy blowjob/deep throat job as celebration of love and affection from a warm hearted woman who's close to our deep feelings.
So give your man a good blowing to show your passion to him

"September 26 national blow it day"

Female partner: hey honey today is September 26, I'd love to show you some love

September 26 national blow it day by Olivia Does It Well September 26, 2021

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day

Slime Ya HB Day. A day where you get to assault, or "slime" your homeboy(s) with various ways (physical, mental, sexual, etc) If you know you're being targeted to be slimed, hide

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day
Bro 1: yo bro it's february 26. It's slime ya hb day you know what that means
Bro 2: I may be ya hb but you'd better not slime my ass today bro
Bro 1: *rapes bro 2 in the ass*
Bro 3: shii i'd better hide before i get slimed

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day by prince von February 25, 2025

National Shai Day (July 26th)

National shai day is a day to celebrate shai, and the day they were born July 26th! Shai is a person who means a lot to many people. They have done so much make so many people happy, so July 26th is a day to celebrate shai and make them feel loved.

“Hey shai it’s National Shai Day (July 26th) and we love and support you for being a great person!”

National Shai Day (July 26th) by KARM AHHH December 25, 2022

Will Appreciation Day (March 26th)

The day where all wills and williams get appreciated. Mostly by Thomas' as they are inferior.

Wow, It's Will Appreciation Day (March 26th) today!

Will Appreciation Day (March 26th) by cataru March 25, 2022

nude day april 26th

Send your boyfriend nudes or FaceTime him naked on April 26th

Send it to him or FaceTime him nude day april 26th

nude day april 26th by Comoeisidjwjay April 25, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026