David Jason

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David Jason is the absolute best when it comes to being a true KING...he loves with everything he has and always willing to give the shirt off his back. Good looking, sweet, caring but never let the innocent fave fool you.....because he can be a dirty jerk AKA a dickweed as well...

David Jason will always help you out

David Jason by Shooks84 June 2, 2022

Words you can keep

Jason David Frank

The most kick ass of all the Power Rangers. Played Tommy Oliver who was the Green, White, Red Zeo, and Black rangers. He basically is the greatest man to ever live. He fuckin' kicked a T-Rex in the goddamn face.

Idiot: Jason David Frank totally sucks!

Me: (Roundhouse kicks Idiot in the goddamn face)

Jason David Frank by B~Rizzle March 21, 2008

Jason L Davis

Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces

Hey Jason L Davis I hope you like the definition

Jason L Davis by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023

Jason .D. Davis jr

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.

Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.

Jason .D. Davis jr by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026