David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

by Daviddick November 7, 2021

NO DICK DAVID

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

by safasdfsa November 13, 2018