Davey Digzz
A Davey Digz is a shark in the water that can smell a fresh kill. He is toothless and cheats on the most beautiful woman he has ever gotten. He thinks he can have this unicorn and his white trash bag too. Rachelle’s are too smart for that. They leave the Davey Digz and never look back. David lost his chance at a real ride or die to be with a trashy Alyssa in trashtic, drastic, mastic. Rachelle had too much to offer, a Southampton baby who got lost in rehab and sharked by Dave. He used and abused her, including cheating on her till she left his toothless stinky butt who doesn’t shower and has flakes in his hair and can’t see his umm pe-n-I-s. He will always remember that beautiful high class girl he lost.
“Did Jesse just cheat on April and pull a “Davey digzz”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
Davey Digzz by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
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