Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021

Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021

Wife, daughter, or hooker

A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.

When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.

by GPM415 October 29, 2012

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010