Calisthenics enthusiast. Who'll use his own kitchen as a gym. Loves eating and other related bedroom activities. Kept getting scolding by his mother on the amount of lotion he used up
The smartest, most beautiful & hardworking woman you’ll ever meet. She’s very caring but don’t upset her. If you upset her the skies will rain fire. She’s amazing, the sound of her voice alone can make your day a million times better. The lucky one is honey who gets two calls on Mondays, Thursdays & Fridays then on Tuesdays & Wednesdays he gets three. Her smile shines brighter than the rising sun. Her laugh gives you life. She’s just one of a kind and she’s the woman that deserves all the best things life has to offer.
He will definitely give you the time of your life. He's handsome, attractive and has an amazing personality. He's rough but gentle when it comes to ladies.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.