Darnleyed

To be loved uncondionally by the most incredibly caring goof ball.

Shannon: Chrissy is absolutely glowing. I wonder what's different.
Marie: You didn't hear? She's been Darnleyed.
Shannon: Darnleyed? Really? She is so lucky!

by Ashtoreth May 22, 2020

Darlened

the act of ill-timed inappropriate humping of an unsuspecting individual.

generalized humping of another person

I love Chris Stapleton I would Darlene the shit out of him.

I was chilling in a lawn chair when all of a sudden I was Darlened by a strange woman!

by boringmom February 12, 2022