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a former porn site that got taken down that involved giving someone your address and then them driving to your house and raping you in your sleep (at night)
my darkmate was sooo tasty

darimater 

A person that dares people do things to people.
I dare you to spank that duck in the pond.
darimater by Cadorie November 9, 2003

Darkeater Midir 

Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.
Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*

Darkmagesilverside

A man who likes to talk in different languages, has multiple personalitys. He likes to stalke streamers, and favorite games include arsenal, and boopa shrine.
Darkmagesilverside is bad at murder mystery 2.

DarkMatter 

The art of putting the smack-down on all bad theistic arguments.

The secular equivalent of a KO.
By using facts and evidence, Jon DarkMattered the shit out of the Twitter Creationist who was holding strong to the “look at the trees” argument for God.
DarkMatter by Pale Blue Momma August 17, 2021

DarkMage 

A n0bend called Phil from Leighton
OMFG, it's the nob end DarkMage again.
DarkMage by Haml0r January 11, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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