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dark and stormy

An island cocktail served in a tall glass. Over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge. Black Seal Rum or Pussers are fine choices.
A lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. Over my shoulder I winked at the bartender who soon brought me another Dark and Stormy.
dark and stormy by Cruble November 25, 2006
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dark and stormy

During sexual intercourse, when a partner blinds you with their hands while simultaneously making thunder noises with his or her thighs.
She gave me a dark and stormy last night. It was fucking awesome! But now I think I have pinkeye.
dark and stormy by blasidell2side January 23, 2015

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.
I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

it was a dark and stormy night 

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about
It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy

An alcoholic beverage and variation of the iconic Dark and Stormy cocktail, which replaces ginger beer for an IPA or heffeweizen. It is also known as a 'small craft advisory.'
"When I'm vacationing in Dark Harbor, I always have a Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy."
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