a term used particularly for men that is a more masculine form of being cute and handsome - a modification of dapper (used mostly by women but maybe dudes too?)
man 1: that fit is so dapple
man 2: thanks dude :3
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woman 1: do you see that guy over there? he's so dapple. i love his glasses woman 2: ew wtf that's my boyfriend
(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
when you're giving a guy a hand job and the penis is aimed up at his face, and it explodes on him and lands in his mouth. usually accompanied by a 5 second countdown
A phrase used by Tommy Guerrero in the classic Powell-Peralta skateboarding movie "The Search for Animal Chin". Tommy exclaims this near the end of the movie after Steve Caballero pulls a half cab to fakie. Used today in exclamation regarding one's skateboarding trick or prowess.
*Switch Inward Heelflip* "Well yapple-dapple!"
*Tony Hawk does a 900* "Well yapple dapple!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*