(Discord Term)
Being Dante'd means to be warned/kicked/banned by someone named Dante. Usually you just see the person typing and you just disappear right after he's finished. A really important thing is that Dante has to disappear right after the punishment.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.