daniel ricciardo

the honey badger. originally born in perth, australia and now living in monaco. he is an f1 driver, but during his free time he enjoys dirt bike racing and hanging out with his family. he’s definitely a mamas boy, but that’s okay cuz he has a really good smile.

regarding f1, at the time of this post hes won 8 grand prix’s (the most recent one with Mclaren). he deserves a drivers championship, everyone loves him. he probably smells nice. he used to drive for redbull, then left for renault bc they favored max, now he’s mclaren and he’s struggling driving. but he’s looking good while doing it.

I would die in order to make out with Daniel Ricciardo.

daniel ricciardo by Little Turkey October 21, 2021

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daniel is one hot mf that star would get on her knees for straight away

have you seen Daniel Ricciardo? yeh the hot one

daniel ricciardo by MrsRussellofficial February 8, 2022

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daniel ricciardo

True Blue Aussie F1 driver who has bought life back into Formula 1 with not only his smile but by being the most talented driver in F1. He is easily the nicest driver on the F1 grid or and is the only person on earth who can't be hated unlike the earring and shit tattoo covered Lewis Hamiltonwho whines as much as a newborn baby.

Daniel Ricciardo never stops smiling

daniel ricciardo by Pupster2107 July 8, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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