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daniel ricciardo

the honey badger. originally born in perth, australia and now living in monaco. he is an f1 driver, but during his free time he enjoys dirt bike racing and hanging out with his family. he’s definitely a mamas boy, but that’s okay cuz he has a really good smile.

regarding f1, at the time of this post hes won 8 grand prix’s (the most recent one with Mclaren). he deserves a drivers championship, everyone loves him. he probably smells nice. he used to drive for redbull, then left for renault bc they favored max, now he’s mclaren and he’s struggling driving. but he’s looking good while doing it.
I would die in order to make out with Daniel Ricciardo.
daniel ricciardo by Little Turkey October 21, 2021
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daniel is one hot mf that star would get on her knees for straight away
have you seen Daniel Ricciardo? yeh the hot one

daniel ricciardo

True Blue Aussie F1 driver who has bought life back into Formula 1 with not only his smile but by being the most talented driver in F1. He is easily the nicest driver on the F1 grid or and is the only person on earth who can't be hated unlike the earring and shit tattoo covered Lewis Hamiltonwho whines as much as a newborn baby.
Daniel Ricciardo never stops smiling

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008