an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.
A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going tohave to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
A game in which a group of friends - or a risky individual - exposes their penises in a public area - usually a club or bar - and then seeing how long it takes for someone outside the game to notice. The person who goes the longest wins.