retard who has skeet and brags about it to his internet friends. also makes duped botnets on nfo boxes. Also brags about swatting kids who play arma 3 when he cant even call his own mum to buy his happy meal from mcdonalds
dan chau: i have skeet, please like me. People dont talk to me at school and i need to socialise with people
dan chau: are you stoopid or are you stoopid?
by gfgfdgfdgdfgfgdfdsf April 16, 2019
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Dan chau is a cool internet relevant arma 3 playing faggot that likes to ddos and dox people that call him harmless. he also likes to try and cyber bully people online that dont have the hit cheat skeet or vape.gg. he listens to lil peep and wants to die on the one time.
Innocent Roleplayer: Dan mate you are harmless
Dan Chau: What was that no name? ill see you offline

Innocent Aimware User: Anyone have any free AW configs?
Dan Chau: Imagine not having skeet in 2k19
by danielchauiscoolandhard April 24, 2019
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Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.
Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!
by dancutshimselflool April 19, 2019
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