White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.
boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.
by Fishteam September 14, 2007
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