An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.

Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!

Dampi by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011

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Dampish

1) A feeling you have when you have been slightly sprayed with a fluid....such as water.

2) Your clothes, a couple hours after standing in the rain...or falling in the pool.
3) How your hair might feel when you didn't have time to dry it completely before leaving the house

I was outside when it started to rain, and my clothes are still a little dampish.

I was pushed in the pool....now I can't go in the house cause my clothes are still a little dampish.

I'll fix my hair later......right now it still feels a little dampish.

Dampish by spider13 July 27, 2010

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splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

splash damping by SCrow January 6, 2007

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