damn well
damn well by Mechavelli November 20, 2018
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Damn well
I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!
Damn well by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024
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damn well please
1. What people do when they know better.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
damn well please by Downstrike September 20, 2004
Anywhere I Damn Well Please
White store clerk: Ma'am. You can't park here
Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!
Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!
Anywhere I Damn Well Please by The Other Homeboy December 25, 2008
Well Damn
1. An expression of shock and astonishment that you never thought would fucking happen.
2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.
2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.
Well Damn by randomtasks October 4, 2009
Well god damn
Well god damn by DMD77 August 10, 2019
well then DIE!, damn you!
a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
well then DIE!, damn you! by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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