1. An expression of shock and astonishment that you never thought would fucking happen.

2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.
"Did that bus just hit all the people we hate? WELL DAMN!"
by randomtasks October 02, 2009
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To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.
Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!
by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009
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1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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White store clerk: Ma'am. You can't park here

Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere I Damn Well Please!
by The Other Homeboy December 25, 2008
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