Damn Shit
A women that looks good as hell from the back, but has an ugly ass face. When you see her Body you say Daaaamn!, but when you see her face you say Oh Shit!
Damn Shit by Big Daddy ACE October 3, 2005
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damn shit
Boss: Guess what! You have to work a double shift tomorrow! HAHAHAHA!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!
or...
Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!
or...
Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!
damn shit by Frickin' Jerms March 30, 2007
Damn-shit
Equivalent to damn straight, but typically reserved to the “money money” members. Much like the n-word is to the urban brothers
Damn-shit by MoneySupremeLeader June 11, 2022
Damn shit junk
Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019
damn shit son
damn shit son by Colbath December 20, 2014
God Damn Shit Fuck
God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
God Damn Shit Fuck by Sproggs January 8, 2012
hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate
The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate by Vyplnit December 7, 2011
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