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damn b texas 

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix
Your momma is a damn b texas local
damn b texas by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023

damn bro that's crazy 

when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.
Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.

Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.
damn bro that's crazy by nutlmao August 31, 2020

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny
person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!! 

1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.

2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.
Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

too damn bad

what you tell someone when they're being whiny and annoying.
"can i have some ice cream?"
"no."
"pleeeeeasssseeeeee???"
"no."
"but i really want some ice cream!!!"
"that's just too damn bad."
too damn bad by t-t-t-tally March 16, 2008

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing 

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny
Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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