A person of high authority who is so good at what they do, but gives you a limited amount of freedom. In the end all you can do is applaud and accept your fair and unfortunate circumstances.
I was going to live right next to JP and we were going to party like its 1999. But I signed up late so daveking came along and placed me in the lame dorm. Why does daveking have to be so good at his job?!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.