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Dairy Queef 

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!
Dairy Queef by fresh margarita December 6, 2010
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Dairy Queef 

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.
Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.
Dairy Queef by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

Dairy Queef 

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "
Dairy Queef by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

dairy queen

one of the best fast-food restaurants in the world.
Let's go to Dairy Queen and get us a Hungr Buster, Oreo Blizzard, fries, and a Dilly Bar!
dairy queen by Chris November 9, 2004

Dairy Queen Small Sundae 

The act of cumming all over a girls body. This can be done in a multitude of ways. For example,with a strawberry sundae, you get the girl you cum over to menstruate all over your dick, ass and mouth. For the chocolate small sundae, you get shit in the mouth by the girl.
She wanted some ice cream so I gave her a dairy queen small sundae, the relationship was over after that.

fat girl at a Dairy Queen 

An alcoholic beverage made from equal parts of Bailey's, Creme de Menthe and Sambuca.
I ordered a Fat Girl at a Dairy Queen from the bartender, but he couldn't make it as he was out of Sambuca.
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