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1) a type of mild, very large, pale east Asian radish

2) an asian girl who is very pale and large, much like their radish counterpart
2) Margaret Cho is a huge Daikon
Daikon by sm3lln03vil October 29, 2010
The best tiktoker ever, they have so good content and I love them so much. They deserve the world and more 😫
guy 1: "hey did you see _daikon's post last night?"
girl 1: "ofc! They are so cool!!"
_daikon by chewyjichuu! April 29, 2021

Daikon Dick 

Semi erect penis.

Name comes from daikon radish, which when cut on both tips and not fully ripe, resembles a semi erect penis; very jiggly while slightly hard.
"We didn't go all the way. He went daikon dick"
Daikon Dick by pabzi January 21, 2012

Daikon head

Daikon is a radish vegetable that many japanese eat daily.
Daikon head by Koonplay October 2, 2018

fabulous_daikon 

A bozo on tiktok. Who cosplays and does other stuff, rlly cool. 👍 9/10.

A Stan Marsh IRL.
“ Hey, have you heard of fabulous_daikon? “

“ Yeah, they’re a bozo, and a 9/10 “

“ Yeah dude. They’re also a Stan Marsh irl. “

“ They have other irls too you know. “

“ Yeah, they’re really cool. “

DarkoNeko 

DarkoNeko is a french wikipedia steward, known for his bad temper and his love for everything ressembling a cat.
zOMG, Darkoneko banned someone...again *sigh*
DarkoNeko by Hellsing cat September 29, 2008
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