Dagword

A weapon that is:

1. Better and longer than a dagger
2. Deadlier and shorter than a sword

Being more lethal than the 2 combined dagwords are capable being strapped to your back while riding a moped or use it while suspended from a helicopter...it's that mobile!

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by IslandWarrior808 September 18, 2009

Dagwood

An enormous sandwich utilizing most of the contents of the fridge.

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich of Dagwood proportions.

by English nut April 29, 2005

Dagwood sandwich

Workplace usage: A long email string in which crucial details and instructions may be buried because the number of replies makes the email string unmanageable. Details hide between layers like ingredients in a Dagwood (Bumstead) sandwich. See also Microsoft Outlook.

I failed to act because I missed those details and instructions because they were buried in a Dagwood sandwich email.

by Max House April 25, 2020

Dagwood Special

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.

Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!

by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016

Dagwood Dog

An Australian food, quite tasty too. Basically a sausage in a stick fried in batter. Sometimes called a Pluto Pup, it's very common at Australian festivals, fairs, expos and sporting events.

Also known as a corn dog in America.

Brett and Lucas ate Dagwood Dogs and hamburgers at the Brisbane Ekka.

by darkbayleef July 27, 2010

Dagwood

The contents of several sandwiches between just two slices of bread (for example: marmite, ham, chutney, tomato, cheese, mayo, cucumber, and marmalade) creating a combination of contrasting textures and tastes.

That's no sandwich; that's a dagwood!

by actif1 April 28, 2015

Dirty Dagwood

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.

Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.

by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023