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The ultimate insult. Think of all the horrible things you can call someone and combine them all. That's a daggins. This is not an inside joke.

It's derived from the term "Bilbo Baggins" from Lord of the Rings.
Why did you steal my money? You're such a daggins!
Daggins by Shelby Caitlin September 28, 2009
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dildo daggins 

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".
1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.
The process of removing dags from the rear of sheep. Similar to crutching, but more restricted in area sheared.

Sheep accumulate faeces on wool around their backsides, and the wool and the associated faeces need to be removed, usually in late spring or early summer after weaning so that there is a lower risk of fly strike, and so that the rams can find their target with the ewes during mating or tupping.

Dags accumulate as hard accumulations around the sheeps' backside if early summer is dry, and if dagging is done, these can provide sheep farmers with some small early season income.

If dags dry out, they rattle when sheep run, this gives rise to the NZ and Aust expression rattle your dags.

In NZ where sheep rule (joke) dagging is usually done by shearers. The mixed sheep poo and wool produced by dagging is processed to make garden fertiliser and some low grade wool fibre.

Related definitions: rattle your dags
NZ Farmer (Bruce): Hey Fred, your ewes seriously need dagging.
NZ Farmer (Fred, over the fence): Yeah I know, delayed as we had a wet summer.
dagging by southernart December 8, 2013

Kitty Diggins 

A nickname derived from the popular brand of cat litter. Just a general name such as dude, meng or chuckles; it is not intended to have a negative meaning. It should only be used towards friends.
To leave quickly, usually after a drug deal or casual sex.
Dam that p*ssy was bomb. You daggin out now or later?
Daggin by Upncomin420boi September 26, 2017

bag of daggens 

When a farmer is shearing a sheep and he puts the shit covered wool into a separate bag from the clean wool. The bag of shitty wool is called a bag of daggens. It can also be used in many different contexts when describing things.
That car is some bag of daggens.

If someone wanted to order a plain burger with no onions etc in a restaurant: "Could I get a burger with no daggens please?"
bag of daggens by DoctorCocktor1989 November 20, 2015
a "pet name" for a dog (pun somewhat intended), like how some people call their dogs "pup pup".
Come here, my lil doggins. Sweet doggins.
doggins by hippie lynne December 2, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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