daddy dan
daddy dan by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017
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Daddy Dan
A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg
Daddy Dan by trainman123 April 4, 2019
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daddy dan howell
Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.
Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo
Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS
Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS
daddy dan howell by Kawaiipineapple December 10, 2017
daddy daniel
If you feel sexual attraction, either male or female, to Daniel, you may call him Daddy Daniel as a nickname. Daniel may be fine with it because it's how the way he acts, his personality or his good sense of humour. Other Daniels won't be fine with it.
This is an example of a Daniel who's fine with it:
Xin: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Hey Xin!
This is an example of a Daniel who's not fine with it:
Omorose: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Fuck off, Omorose.
Xin: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Hey Xin!
This is an example of a Daniel who's not fine with it:
Omorose: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Fuck off, Omorose.
daddy daniel by Xinya December 13, 2019
Not the daddy dance
On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels
Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels
Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.
Not the daddy dance by Dirty V May 13, 2006
not the baby daddy dance
The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.
Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore
" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore
" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
not the baby daddy dance by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007
mommy daddy dance
we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside
mommy daddy dance by wayne dyce September 28, 2008
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