Daddy Big Dong 

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

Daddy Big Dong by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Big Daddy Dong Leg 

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}

Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!

Big Daddy Dong Leg by Nick Gibson March 25, 2007

big daddy long dong 

When your clapping cheeks you become a god

Yo bro did u see Eric clappin kassidys cheeks. Uh, yea she said he’s got a big daddy long dong

big daddy long dong by Roll tide bby May 29, 2019