DYLAN P

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Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO

John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS

DYLAN P by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021

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dylan peterson

someone who looks like bubbles. plays hockey and doesn't rock the flow, finally got wheels, dawson makes out with her.

kid 1 "why u no kiss dylan?"
id 2 "its dylan peterson."

dylan peterson by luvlife346 December 16, 2013

Dylan Powell

the person you can tell everything too, more than anyone else, have makes you feel special, like youre the one, yet, sometimes he can play you, be careful with a dylan powell, hes hard to find.

i love him

must be dylan powell

Dylan Powell by hellomynameisbob1234567890 March 6, 2013

dylan peirens

Is incredibly nice looking and you should totally date him and no Panzee like Isaac can get in his way

i love Dylan Peirens [Dylan Trevor Michael Peirens}

dylan peirens by Dylan Peirens April 27, 2017

dylan pearce

dylan pearce is a loving and caring hobo. he can be kind of or really a poopy head sometimes but we love him anyway and we except him for being lesbian

Person 1: That dylan pearce sure is a real poopy face.

Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening

please publish this it would mean so much to me

dylan pearce by gurgletimmygurgle December 8, 2018

dylan penniket

The best guy in the world, he makes you feel good about yourself and makes you feel like some cares. I wish dylan Penniket would date me but he doesn't knwo I like him. I love him a lot. Dylan is a guy you want in your life and is very good at sport. He listens to what you have to say and gives good advice. Dylan is a overall hot amazing guy if you see a dylan become friends with him until it's to late. He is worth the world

I wish dylan Penniket would date me

dylan penniket by You will never knwo July 24, 2017

Dylan Philosophy

Fuck it

Sierra- "My exboyfriend is a dick"
Dylan- "Don't be sad, just use the Dylan Philosophy"

Dylan Philosophy by Sierra Fresh June 19, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026