dylan pearce is a loving and caring hobo. he can be kind of or really a poopy head sometimes but we love him anyway and we except him for being lesbian
Person 1: That dylan pearce sure is a real poopy face.
Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening
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brianna schimmenti is the equal sheep to dylan pearce. they are mutual best friends, yet she refuses to tell him she knows he’s lesbian
dylan pearce: hey bri bri schimmy pops
brianna schimmenti: i don’t like you like that dylan
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erin bellinger poops her pants every 5 minutes
person 1: ew what’s that smell
dylan pearce: erin bellinger probably
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paige vesely can be known as the weirdest little frog who has no friends because she is mean to the second graders. she always gets stuck on the roof of her school and she doesn’t know how to get down because she’s a little slow.
paige vesely sure is a frog ain’t she! i can’t believe she pooped her pants on the way to dylan pearce’s house
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matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
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miles mcgann is dumbo silly pants. he flirts with everyone in the world and dylan pearce has the biggest crush on him.
Man that miles mcgann is soooo few hundredths!
Got that right!
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