when a women has sexual intercourse with 9 men at the same time. Double vaginal, Double anal, double mouth, Double hand (one cock per hand), and Singlefoot (one cock between the feet of the women)
man you could hardly see that girl in the movie she got soaked with spunk becasue of her desire to perform a dvdadmdhjsf.
An act requiring much planning and agility (and a little dick rubbing) the DVDADODS is double vagina, double anal, double oral, and double stoma penetration -eight dicks. The stoma, of course, being the shitholeleft after the colon is bypassed. It is accomplished ideally while the girl is in the reverse chandelier (or mandelier) in which she is held up completely by the 8 dicks rammed into her holes.
guy1 - Wow I thought she was going to wait at least 2 hours after she attacked the buffet before doing the DVDADODS.
guy2 - she should have but she wanted it to look like her stoma was cumming...fuck am i horny
so how did the datego?
oh really nice he introduced me to his 7 friends and before you know it, the had me DVDADODS.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.