dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse

shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard

by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023

poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023