dong slong 

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

dong slong by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Slong dong 

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

Slong dong by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

donkey kong dong shlong 

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse

shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard

scongby dong by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023