DIRTY KELISE

When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.

" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."

by Shittysmiffy April 22, 2023

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.

I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.

by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty kelsie

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.

Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie

by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.

I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.

by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021