A noise made by an audience member when an RNG is going off, such as Nightbot on Twitch, when there's a giveaway; an onomatopoeia that sounds like the big wheel on Price is Right.
An experience you go through after a terrible and tragic event in your life. This process of coping involves the consumption of large amounts of Mountain Dew in order to deal with the stress.
"Dude I just heard that Jake's girlfriend broke up with him, is he okay?"
"Far from it, last I heard he's going through a dewpression"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."