DEU

Defective End User: often used by tech support people who are tired of answering what the problem with a computer is when it's something so simple they think anyone should be able to figure it out.

Customer: "Why won't my computer work? I turn on the power and everything!"
Tech: "Have you plugged the monitor into the computer?"
Customer: "Oh, do you have to plug it in to the computer, too?"
Tech to fellow tech: "Another DEU problem"

DEU by Il dottore September 23, 2011

Deu Kplopp 

When you're too drunk to text, but you text anyways!

Andy: "Yesssssssd!!!! Got kicked putt!"
Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"

Deu Kplopp by matt.su October 22, 2011

U-Deu 

Short for the "urinal deuce". A U-Deu (U-Doo) is defined by the act of laying a deuce, or defecating, into a urinal.

i.e. All the stalls in the Men's room were occupied, so Aurthur found an open urinal and dropped a U-Deu.

i.e. Jeff was bragging to his friends that he'd taken a U-Deu in a port-a-potty urinal on a double dog dare.

U-Deu by Tobias L Perdedor February 28, 2012

quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019

Columbia Heights Deuce 

Columbia Heights Deuce

Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.

As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.

Oh you graduated from Columbia Heights, Well you must be Columbia Heights Deuce.

Columbia Heights Deuce by crumblingheights September 4, 2019

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre

Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

sprich deutsch du hurensohn by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! 

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016