Defective End User: often used by tech support people who are tired of answering what the problem with a computer is when it's something so simple they think anyone should be able to figure it out.
Customer: "Why won't my computer work? I turn on the power and everything!"
Tech: "Have you plugged the monitor into the computer?"
Customer: "Oh, do you have to plug it in to the computer, too?"
Tech to fellow tech: "Another DEU problem"
Tech: "Have you plugged the monitor into the computer?"
Customer: "Oh, do you have to plug it in to the computer, too?"
Tech to fellow tech: "Another DEU problem"
by Il dottore September 23, 2011
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Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"
Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"
by matt.su October 22, 2011
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Short for the "urinal deuce". A U-Deu (U-Doo) is defined by the act of laying a deuce, or defecating, into a urinal.
i.e. All the stalls in the Men's room were occupied, so Aurthur found an open urinal and dropped a U-Deu.
i.e. Jeff was bragging to his friends that he'd taken a U-Deu in a port-a-potty urinal on a double dog dare.
i.e. Jeff was bragging to his friends that he'd taken a U-Deu in a port-a-potty urinal on a double dog dare.
by Tobias L Perdedor February 28, 2012
Get the U-Deu mug.1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.
2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.
2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.
by picc285 September 9, 2019
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Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.
As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.
Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.
As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.
by crumblingheights September 4, 2019
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Get the sprich deutsch du hurensohn mug.Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.
by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
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