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deformed 

1. Being born with a severe birth defect, such as no arms or a mental retardation.
2. Not normal, strange.
1. Mr. and Mrs. Jack were so disappionted when they heard that their daughter Carol was deformed.
2. Dude, that band's music is so deformed!
deformed by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Deformed 

(of a person or part of the body) not having the normal or natural shape or form; misshapen.
“Oh my gosh Tatianna, your so deformed”
Deformed by Lokiill May 29, 2020

Deformed 

The opposite of reformed; toxic, mean, racist, etc.
Alvins is deformed for saying the N-word.
Deformed by 234324 September 28, 2020

Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.
Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.
Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.
Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!
Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Deformed Dog 

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers
Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao
Deformed Dog by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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