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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
defence by JCQ December 8, 2007
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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
defence by JCQ December 9, 2007

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
Defence pudding by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Defence Nukk 

Defence Nukk, a RuneScape legend. A famous RuneScape player, also known as one of the richest RuneScape players. Defence Nukk also ran RuneScape MySpace.
Damn dude, Defence nukk added me! I'm famous!
Defence Nukk by lover romeo January 19, 2009

defence mechanism 

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.
He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.
defence mechanism by Mizboss March 21, 2017

defence of the ancients 

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)

Niko Defence League 

The Niko Defense League (aka) NDL is a name made up by YouTuber Niko Omilana for his subscribers.
Hey are you in the Niko Defence League
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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