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The ship between the two Homestuck characters, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Weather its Dave ♤,♣, ♧, or ♥, doesn't matter. Davekat is still cannon.

yo, bro! did you know Davekat is cannon?
:33< REALLY! Added to my shipping wall!

davekat by K4R3Z1 STR1D3R October 21, 2015

Words you can keep

davekat

a ship between a guy who's too cool for school and an angry grey troll. probably one of the best canon ships ive ever laid eyes on.

me and my friend: davekat is canon davekat is canon dAVEKAT IS CANO-
my other friends: god fuck not again

davekat by louuuuuuuuuna October 5, 2019

Related Words

davekat • davekat hell • Dave Katz • Davecat • daveata • Davecation • davekacey • davenator • dave matthews band • dave matthews

davekat hell

When you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 smut fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.

Moirail: why didn't you text me back
You: i was in a davekat hell feelings jam later okay

davekat hell by ThatOneNerdyKidWithTheEyebrows July 23, 2017

davekacey

a very real homestuck ship

hussie: davekacey canin!!

davekacey by yvshiro June 6, 2021

davenator

the product of taking a burger and replacing the meat patty with a circular disk of shit. Used as a prank or sick practical joke.

Mike: hey I just got two davenators from jane, you want one?

Jake: sure what's in it?

Mike: Not sure she said it's like nothing you've never had before

davenator by natgio62 May 12, 2014

Davecat

A guy on a BBC documentary about real dolls, who desperately needs a REAL woman in his life, because he's over obsessed with inanimate things. Thinks creepy, silicone dolls are better than human, fleshy women. See also: virgin

Did you see Davecat on "Guys and Dolls"? WHAT A FREAK!!

Davecat by Real Life Woman August 26, 2009

Davecat

Davecat is one of the gentleman interveiwed on BBC's documentry, "Guys and Dolls". The documentry featured him and his "girlfriend", Sidore, and highly realistic love doll manufactured by "Real Doll".
Davecat is one of the sincerest and most ginuine guys ever and not at all a perv. Sidore (or Shi-Chan) is a very lucky doll.

I saw Davecat on Channel 4 last night

Davecat by 215508 May 25, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026