DAM Syndrome 

DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!

eg 1:
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome

eg 2:
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)

DAM Syndrome by kaalika August 26, 2012

dansyndrome 

an awful disease where a man gets very hot women but they tend to be too stupid to talk to. Its very sad for the infected but it is great for the kids friends because they have someone new to jerk to

Wow daniel's girl lizzy is sexy. Shes probably stupid though, daniel has dansyndrome

dansyndrome by moviegoer1239 December 6, 2010

Domsyndrome 

A medical condition originated from the name of a self-entitled prick. The person suffering from this condition begins to show hyper-selfish behavior, often reality seems blurred to them and the being hallucinating into their own world where everything revolves around them and every person does what they tell them to do.

"Oh, he keeps arguing on the fact with no reasoning though specialists have explained it to him, Domsyndrome is really spreading fast"

"He started talking about how he created the seven wonders, sad how Domsyndrome has taken over him"

Domsyndrome by notrachit May 19, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016