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Dead On Ejaculation. When the guy hasn't cum in 2-3 weeks and has built up such an enormous load, that when the bitch giving him head tries to swallow his load, she chokes on it and dies. Thus she is dead on ejaculation.
My load was so big that the bitch was D.O.E., so I got the fuck out of there before someone could find her.
D.O.E. by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006
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d.o.e gang 

It is a movement started by black the ripper who is a rapper and smoke a shit tone of weed but DOE is a life style like I wake up DOE blaze up after work DOE it’s a way of life. Short for Dank Of England
Yo you seen DOE it’s how I live

DOE gang for life

That wasteman yout ain’t bout that D.O.E gang shit
d.o.e gang by Urnansonbenafits December 6, 2017

d.o.e.s. 

Department of Employment Services (IN DC)......place where people go to get/find jobs... especially teens between the ages of 14-18 during the summer(Mayor's summer youth program). where they pay you the minimum wage which really sucks!!! lol and sometimes you get stuck doing stupid things like restacking books in a library or picking up trash.
I went to orientation at d.o.e.s. today, the line was long and we had to watch that stupid video again.
d.o.e.s. by Trish from DC November 8, 2007

D.O.P.E.™️

Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day (trademarked in the US Virgin Islands)
Everyone around you should be thinking about D.O.P.E.™️
D.O.P.E.™️ by Sofarsogucci October 23, 2018

D.O.P.E. 

D.O.P.E. or DOPE, is an acronym and precision rifle shot placement prediction system used by military snipers, competitive precision rifle shooters and high-speed special-ops types that stands for Data On Previous Engagements. To deliver a precision shot at long range, and on-target, DOPE is a broad term used for the capture and practical application of bullet projectile trajectory data for a given rifle and ammo combination during specific weather and terrain conditions. This data is collected in a book, and/or a handheld computer for future reference so that the shooter in a similar situation knows what the projectile will do. The key data elements collected are elevation, windage and correction settings (a.k.a., “Come-Ups”). DOPE can be "soft" DOPE or "hard" DOPE, and during a practical application, most likely, a combination of both. Electronic generated DOPE from a ballistic computer is considered unverified "soft" DOPE. Once it is verified with a real shot under the current conditions, and any necessary correction is applied, then it becomes "hard" DOPE. The two types of DOPE are generally used together, since "hard" shot data is only accurate for a given “point-in-time” weather/terrain condition. However, as “hard” data is collected, it is flowed back into the ballistic computer to further refine the computational model to enhance the accuracy of future trajectory predictions.
If a target is at 1000 yards, and assuming for the sake of example, there are no other factors affecting the placement of the shot (there will be). At that range, the shooter’s rifle/projectile combination may drop 390.5 inches therefore, to deliver the shot on-target, the shooter needs to increase/offset the elevation of the shot by adding 390.5 inches of elevation to counteract the projectile’s drop. Before the shot is taken, the projectile drop in inches is converted to a set of correction values used by the telescopic rifle sight, and “dialed” into the optic’s elevation adjustment. If the telescopic rifle sight uses Minutes-of-Angle (MOA) as its measurement system, the shooter will convert inches to MOA thereby, adding 37.3 MOA of D.O.P.E. to the firing solution. A faster, but less accurate method to adjust for drop is for the shooter, to adjust the point-of-aim by “holding-over” the target using a graduated reference point on the telescopic rifle sight’s reticle. Whichever method is employed, the shooter will always reference Data On Previous Engagements (D.O.P.E.) to determine the appropriate correction value.
An acronym: Done Orgasming Please Exit.

I.E: D.O.P.E
"Oh, baby. You good but you D.O.P.E."
D.O.P.E by DwarfDonkey May 26, 2016
DOPE is an abbreviation used by snipers, standing for "Data on previous engagements". It is typically a notebook with information like how they responded to a certain windspeed, or distance.
The Sniper filled out his D.O.P.E book before sneaking away
D.O.P.E by CashMoneyY'all January 4, 2021
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