D.I.N.K.

Dual Income, No Kids. A household status for a couple who both make money and don't have to spend it on young.

More gay couples are D.I.N.K.s, so on average, they have more discretionary funds.

D.I.N.K. by Negative 3 Kelvin October 7, 2005

D.I.N.K.

Damn I Never Knew

D.I.N.K. — baby got back!

D.I.N.K. by punk November 11, 2003

D.I.N.K. Life 

that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.

Every adult friend you ever had: “when are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”

D.I.N.K. Life by Toripop805 June 12, 2020

D.I.N.K.E.R. 

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

D.I.N.K.E.R. by SHLA December 2, 2010

D.I.N.K.U.M 

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

D.I.N.K.U.M by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

D.I.N.K.Y 

when a couple have a Double income But no Kids. therefore they have more money to spend on luxaries, and such other

rich man: iv jus brought a new ferrari

normal man: how can you offord that

another man (whispering to normal man): hees a D.I.N.K.Y so he dosent have to use his extra pocket cash

D.I.N.K.Y by pauliboy September 23, 2007

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“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

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