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To needlessly kick the ball off of the pitch during a game of pro-evolution soccer
Damn...Ed had the ball but he D-mobbed it!
D-mob by Homerdave April 15, 2007
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Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

T-Mobile'd 

duped, tricked, fooled into thinking you were getting better service
Sprint Customer: T-Mobile sent me a SIM card and now my service sucks.

Others: You have been T-Mobile'd
T-Mobile'd by myurban April 20, 2021

D.C. Mobile Home 

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.

D.C. Mobile Home 

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.
Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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