d'night 

A word used by a cashier who has been working entirely too long. After completing a transaction and telling people all day "Have a great day!" but realizing that it is now dark outside, the cashier attempts mid-sentence to say "Have a great night."

(receipt prints)

Cashier: "Have a great (inside cashier's head: Dude, its 9pm)...d'night.."

(Customer looks confused and walks away, cashier feels stupid)

d'night by Tacie October 9, 2008

Funk’d by night 

A state you get in at night when you had to much to drink, when you get fucked up.

Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.

I always get funk’d by night

Funk’d by night by Biachaysray October 22, 2020

Night Crew'd 

When Nightmare and his posse fuck your ass

"I just got Night Crew'd and I think I have aids now."

Night Crew'd by Nightmare_vZ January 5, 2022

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.

I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d

One-night scran’d by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019