D BATT 

fat guy wit a fat dick

"Look at D BATT hangin off that dude"!!!

D BATT by crackerfool May 27, 2006

D Batteries 

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

D Batteries by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

D Batteried 

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

D Batteried by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

Battling a case of the D's

A slang term used to describe one's bout with diarrhea.

Girl 1: Hey where's Suzy?
Girl 2: She ate Taco Bell last night and is now on the shitter, battling a case of the D's

Battling a case of the D's by Sir Crap-a-Lot February 1, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019