D BATT

fat guy wit a fat dick

"Look at D BATT hangin off that dude"!!!

by crackerfool May 27, 2006

D Batteries

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

Battling a case of the D's

A slang term used to describe one's bout with diarrhea.

Girl 1: Hey where's Suzy?
Girl 2: She ate Taco Bell last night and is now on the shitter, battling a case of the D's

by Sir Crap-a-Lot February 1, 2008