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is an acronym for “dumb ass nigga” for when you’re in a public area or around family members or relatives
Man why you gotta be such a D A N all the time

You’re a D A N based on the dumb shit you just said
Those two over there are such D A N’s
D A N by Hamsandwich November 22, 2019
Dank.Ass.Nugget
A weed nug that is high in potency and gets you really high.
Yo that D.A.N from last night had my head spinnin.

Yo grab that D.A.N so we can't feel our faces later on.
D.A.N by Asian Baby Feast March 23, 2009
stands for Dumb Ass Nigger.
These DANs in math class are hindering me from learning and they must be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
D.A.N. by Ichigo Kurosaki April 11, 2005
He gets out of jail then goes right back for the same damn thing.he is such a d.a.n.
d.a.n. by donchaknow April 30, 2006
dumb ass nigger, this way white people can call each other that w\out black people getting offended
DUDE1:"look at that d.a.n. over there"
DUDE2:"ya what a d.a.n."
d.a.n. by dudecool09 October 22, 2006
noun. what you call a dumb black person. D: dumb A: ass N: nigger. Stupid african american.
1. your such a D.A.N.
2. whats up dan?
3. dont talk your a dan
D.A.N. by Brandyn McCartney November 6, 2007
There term you use when someone does something completely DUMB or STUPID. You would call them a Dumb Ass Nigga. But please no hard R. Then you would be a DAN and get that ass beat.
Friend One: Hey I hope you don’t mind but I invited your side chick to the BBQ

Friend Two: WHY? My girl on her way. FUCK YOU D.A.N!!
D.A.N by Gemini12 May 5, 2019
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