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cybernoob 

An internet newb. In other words, Grandma Finds The Internet. Nowadays those people are extremely rare to find other than very young children and isolated aboriginal tribes. A cybernoob can also mean someone who can't even use a computer right.
I can't believe your homie fell for a Nigerian guy asking for money. Cybernoob to a whole new level. *claps slowly*
cybernoob by PorcupineCanadian January 28, 2017
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CyberHobo 

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.
CyberHobo by CyberHobo June 28, 2012

cybermob 

(noun)
1. a group of two or more persons acting in cyberspace as to hold someone accountable for a real or imagined misdeed or social faux pas. 2. when people join together to humiliate or manipulate via the internet. 3. WWW equivalent of vigilante justice.
1. "Did you hear about the girl who committed suicide because of that fake MySpace message. The woman who perpetrated the message fell victim to a cybermob: her name, address and place of business were posted on the web."

2/3. "That girl stole my iPod, I know it! I'm gonna gather up a cybermob on MySpace and humiliate her into returning it."
cybermob by Blaze It Up!!! February 24, 2008

Cyberphobia 

An uncommon fear of working with computers.
My Cyberphobia is so extreme, I can't even be in the same room with a computer.
Cyberphobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
Asian dude of late 2020 playing cyberpunk 2077, often having masturbation in between sessions.
That cybergook used so much toilet paper last night.
cybergook by cybergook December 14, 2020

cybertoothing 

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances
absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!
cybertoothing by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

Cyberoot 

Totally fabricated online sexual relationship between an extremely lonely person and their imaginary friends.

A Cyberoot is somewhat similar to Cybersex, except that there is only ever one person involved. The cyberooter will allude to the relationship continuously, but be scant with specific details or fail to reveal the identity of the other party.

Therefore, a Cyberoot is a perverse form of public online masturbation, combined with a strong dose of story telling. It is generally performed by Netscrags who are so utterly undesirable that they unable to even attract an online pseudo-lover.
That Netscrag is so fugly, she could only ever get herself a Cyberoot.
Cyberoot by OhNoNoNo April 19, 2010