cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

cyber blumpkin by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006

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Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

Cyber Blumpkin by JaemX December 12, 2012

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Cyberblumpkin'

When a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce while video chatting with a nude women on his laptop.

Jacob: Is Mike in there skyping with that chick while pinching one off?

Dane: Yeah don't hate man he is getting a cyberblumpkin'

Cyberblumpkin' by Team Grizzly December 4, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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