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couch killer
Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015
fainting couch feminism
A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.
Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014
Couch Cunt
Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020
Get Off Your Golden Couch
A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Get Off Your Golden Couch by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
Couch Book
A book that is considered so inappropriate or unacceptable to someone's parents, that when reading on the couch you shift away so no one can read over your shoulder
My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.
Couch Book by YuKi January 16, 2016