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cutlered 

CUTLERED / or present / TO CUTLER

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
cutlered by muggster November 13, 2016
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cutlered 

being fucked over by your own efforts
Defeat is certain when you've been cutlered.
cutlered by igol October 8, 2014
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adj.

in baseball, the state of having been struck out on a cutter pitch, especially that thrown by Roy Halladay.
On his opening day with the Phillies, Roy Halladay cuttered 6 of his 9 strike out victims.
cuttered by Zoo With Roy April 9, 2010
To tear it up, drink it up, fubared, or in general party out.
After getting cuttered up, ride with no helmet, without strapping it to your bike and have it given back by a pedistrian.

Jim is cuttered up and drunk therefor, he fell over in the room, breaking his buddy's glass table.

When you are cuttered up, you lay your game on a hot bartender that is way out of your league.
cuttered by Gas Man Chris January 6, 2009

Cutlerection 

The physical manifestation of the excitement a Chicago Bears fan feels when thinking about the fact that the Bears have a good quarterback, Jay Cutler.
Holy crap, did you see that pass? I just gut a Cutlerection.
Cutlerection by RobbieCizzle August 30, 2009
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