Cute Girl Syndrome 

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.

Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."

Cute Girl Syndrome by WinterSummerSpringFall November 2, 2010

Cute Girl Syndrome 

Cute Girl Syndrome is when a girl knows she is attractive and has become dependent on using her looks to get by in life.
The Cute Girl is not necessarily a #manipulative bitch, but because she has always gotten whatever she wanted with a pretty smile and good looks, so she never learned how to do things for herself.

As a result someone with CGS has never had to learn how to study in school because she could sucker someone into "helping" (i.e., doing it for her) with her homework. She never developed a work ethic because everything was just handed to her for being so darn cute.

Two employees talking:
"I heard Ash got fired, what happened?"
"Oh she got fired for being late all the time, and not knowing how to run the register, I guess they got tired of her Cute Girl Syndrome."
"That's too bad, she was adorable!"
"I know, right?"

Cute Girl Syndrome by Sir Smurfalot June 22, 2017

Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.

He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.

Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome by JoshHammerCraft April 22, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004