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Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.
1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"
Custard Tart by Ammonymous June 11, 2011
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Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Custard Tart by Cockaddict November 1, 2018

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
Custard tart by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
Custard tart by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person
Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?
Custard tart by Nikesem December 14, 2018

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole
Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it
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