Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

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When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

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When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

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Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

Custard tart by Nikesem December 14, 2018

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Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

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